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Preview: A couple of jokes about sports and marriage. I thought they were funny.

A man takes his seat at the World Series game. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.

The man says, "Who would ever miss the World Series Game?”

The guy replies, "Well, that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Series together, but sadly she passed away.”

The man says back, "That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”

The guy says, "No. They're all at the funeral.”

A client gave me tickets for an NBA Finals game, but my wedding is on the same day. So now I’m searching for someone to go in my stead.

So, if anyone is interested, her name is Jessica, and the ceremony is in the big church on Main Street.