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Time for a laugh! Enjoy two silly jokes.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves him, then asks the grasshopper, "Do you know we've got a drink named after you?” The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "No kidding? You've got a drink called Steve?”

A gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender is shocked but pours the beer and puts it on the bar in front of the gorilla, who pulls out a twenty and hands it to the bartender.

The bartender heads to the register, but figures the gorilla probably doesn’t understand money, so he grabs a one-dollar bill from the till and puts it back in front of the gorilla, who sits quietly sipping his beer.

After a bit, the bartender can stand it and says, "You know, we don’t get many gorillas in here.”

The gorilla replies, "At $19 for a beer, I’m not surprised.”




Date: August 2026


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