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Preview: Time for a laugh! Enjoy two silly jokes—one about a car full of penguins headed to the beach, and another about a duck looking for a very particular job.

Attendant Exclaims, "You have 5 penguins in your back seat!”

"I KNOW!” the guy says, "They jumped in at the light, and now I don't know what to do.”

Attendant thinks for a second and says, "I'll tell you what I'd do - I'd take them to the zoo.”

"That's a great idea!” says the driver.

A week later, same driver pulls in with the same 5 penguins, only now they're wearing sunglasses.

"What are you doing? I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!” says the attendant.

"We did go! We had a great time! Today we're going to the beach.”

A duck walks into an unemployment office, and goes up to the woman of the desk and says "I’m looking for a job.”

The woman is understandably flustered by the talking duck, and says "well I guess I could find you a job in the circus,” and the duck says "what would a circus need with an architect?”