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A few one-liners

What's the difference between a "hippo” and a "Zippo”? One is really heavy; the other is a little lighter.


Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night, day.


I said, "Let me tell you a little about myself.”

She quickly interjected, "It's a reflexive pronoun that means, me.”



And for those of us who are a bit older

Man thinking outside a casket



Man explaining why he is retired



Date: June 2025


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