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Abe and Esther were flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us, and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later, Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet"? "No, sweetheart," she responds. Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, asks, "Another thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?"
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"Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didnâ€™t send that one, either. "Abe grabs her kisses her and says, "You're wonderful!" Esther, confused, asks "What is that for?"

Abe answers, "With those unpaid bills, despite what the captain says, they're bound to find us!"

Date: June 2024

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Home Forms About Current Newsletter subscribe Search All Articles Browse by Category Security Internet Mobile Business Hardware Fun		For Fun Abe and Esther were flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us, and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later, Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet"? "No, sweetheart," she responds. Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, asks, "Another thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" â€‹ "Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didnâ€™t send that one, either. "Abe grabs her kisses her and says, "You're wonderful!" Esther, confused, asks "What is that for?" Abe answers, "With those unpaid bills, despite what the captain says, they're bound to find us!" Date: June 2024 This article is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
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