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Wifi Password

Me: What's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: After buying a drink, I asked, So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

Hooters for Lunch

Two friends who went to grade school together decided to meet every 10 years, play golf and go out to lunch.

At thirty, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters, for obvious reasons.

At forty, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters, because of the big-screen TV and betting on the games.

At fifty, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters, because the food was pretty good and there was always plenty of parking

At sixty, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters, because the wings were half price and the food's not too spicy.

At seventy, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters because they have senior discounts and six handicapped parking spaces near the door.

At eighty, after skipping the golf, they decided on Hooters, because they'd never been there before.

Date: October 2023

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Home Forms About Current Newsletter subscribe Search All Articles Browse by Category Security Internet Mobile Business Hardware Fun		For Fun Wifi Password Me: What's the wifi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: After buying a drink, I asked, So what's the wifi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase. Hooters for Lunch Two friends who went to grade school together decided to meet every 10 years, play golf and go out to lunch. At thirty, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters, for obvious reasons. At forty, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters, because of the big-screen TV and betting on the games. At fifty, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters, because the food was pretty good and there was always plenty of parking At sixty, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters, because the wings were half price and the food's not too spicy. At seventy, after playing golf, they decided on Hooters because they have senior discounts and six handicapped parking spaces near the door. At eighty, after skipping the golf, they decided on Hooters, because they'd never been there before. Date: October 2023 This article is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
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