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For fun

• The man who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral.

• I buy all my guns from a guy named "T. Rex.” He's a small arms dealer.

• A new neighbor told me that when he moved here, he had to leave behind a Swedish car, which he loved. I told him I would rather not hear his Saab story.